I hear the secrets that you keep

So my wife says funny things in her sleep. This is well-documented, with a long history that predates my involvement (at least as far back as a trip to Spain where her lung-shattering convo with figments-unknown woke everyone in the hotel). I've been fortunate enough to have been awake during some of these glittering utterances, and have started keeping a book. I'll share more gems periodically, in the sidebar.

Last night she dreamt of Skeletor. From what I could gather, he was in some kind of contest (beauty pageant?). She sounded really happy for him.




Nazma's Sleepquote-of-the-Day Archive:
"Goodnight, cheesy beef pizza."
"Skeletor number one! Number one... Skeletor!"
"Only one round of Genesis he's doing! One round!"
"It's too light out! Bye seven! Bye seven! Just stay eleven!"
"Get the warm millet! Blargh." [drool]
"I talk in my sleep too much. I really have to stop."
"Feel free to partially control. I mean, I'm drafting court documents for them. I'm not talking in my sleep - it's true. Why are you laughing? What's so funny? Zzzzz..."
"They used to give out fake flower petals and you'd make jeans or outfits out of them."
"Oohh, that's gotta be expensive. I don't know how it's produced, but it's got a crane."
"I'm just gonna put my zip-ups there, baby. Yeah, baby, yeah!"
"Why are we pushing this up to Christmas Eve? Don't make me grumpy!"
"I'm totally awake; I'm NOT sleeptalking, so you can stop laughing. I keep drooling. Why? WHY?"
"I'm sorry I have to overestimate things a bit." (Then she rolled over and took all the sheets)
"I'm going to flip over now and enjoy my passages."
"Goodnight, bubble."
"I'm not stupid! Don't call me dumb! Zzzz."
"Oh, drool again! I'm such a buddi!" (I think that means "old woman")
"I'm a weirdo. I keep imagining all the fancy fixtures in the boat."
"I think I know what I'm NOT doing with my $3000. If I even get it."
"I think we double-counted the money for the eggplant. You know, aubergine. I think it's a code name, like 'Project Eggplant'."